Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Lip Curd 

A viscous deposit or remnant of sexual fluid or fluids on the lips. For example, a hot rope of man jizz laid across the lips. Also, an amalgam of booty juice from eating ass my result in a lip curd.

Rachel used her own panties to wipe the lip curd I roped all over her mouth.

I ate a dude’s ass last night and well......he wasn’t too clean. I got a stanky lip curd.

Lip Curd by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Pearl Coat 

The act of a dude busting his nut curd and laying his jizz load on a surface or person.

I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.

I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.

Pearl Coat by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Bell Hole 

When your ass is flat torn up, raw and blown out from shitting out a series of bad Taco Bell dietary choices.

I need some salve for my bell hole. I gotta stop hitting that drive thru after work.

Bell Hole by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Alabama Drip Dry 

When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.

Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.

Alabama Drip Dry by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Pork Ribbons 

When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.

She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.

She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.

As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.

Pork Ribbons by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Wetmopping 

When a chick with a hairy bush showers but doesn’t dry her pussy when she’s done and she immediately grinds that wet snatch back and forth across your face.

I was soaked last night from Rachel wetmopping me.

Wetmopping by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Afternoon Coffee Pot 

The afternoon coffee shits. Typically experienced at work after the lunch hour. Typically, the stool is accompanied by an aromatic java fragrance that only Juan Valdez could be proud of.

All that Starbucks this morning mixed with that lunch from the House of Curry resulted in brewing up an Afternoon Coffee Pot.

Afternoon Coffee Pot by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018