Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Bung Burn
I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.
Bung Burn by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Brown Ripper
A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
Brown Ripper by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Squid Sheath
When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
Squid Sheath by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Gucci Sleeve
Rachel’s got the Gucci sleeve. I’m a hit it tonight.
I like high priced call girls for the best Gucci sleeve money can buy.
I like high priced call girls for the best Gucci sleeve money can buy.
Gucci Sleeve by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Guts Beat
I can’t wait to get home. I’m gonna get the guts beat by Rodney.
She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
She screamed my guts beat, my guts beat the whole time.
Guts Beat by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Back Chuff
Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.
Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
Rachel likes it in her back chuff.
Back Chuff by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Cheese Draft
Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.
I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.
That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.
He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.
He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.
Cheese Draft by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018