Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tasting Babies 

Swallowing a thick, creamy load of semen.

Sonja is a cum whore. She loves tasting babies.

Tasting Babies by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Apple Butter 

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.

Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.

Apple Butter by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Penestration 

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

Penestration by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Mushroom Tart 

An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.

Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.

Mushroom Tart by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Flesh Pop 

An engorged and rigid cock.

Sonja is a real knob slobber. She none the happier than when she is bobbing up and down on some dude's Flesh Pop.

Flesh Pop by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Meat 'n Beans

Another colloquial expression for the male genitals. The old cock and balls.

Roger woke up his wife and fed her hungry mouth a healthy serving of Meat 'n Beans.

Meat 'n Beans by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Grampy's Whiskers 

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

Grampy's Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015