Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Smacking Beans
Hot sex between two or more females. May include scissoring, oral, fingering, dildo action and light or rough hand smacking and tugging to stimulate the clitoris.
Dana and her girlfriends love to get together on Saturday night for a little Netflix and Smacking Beans.
Smacking Beans by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Clam Hoagie
A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.
Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
Clam Hoagie by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Tuna in the Can
Engaging in sexual activity with a female in a public or private restroom and may include sex on the toilet.
Dan met a girl at the mall and after buying her a cookie and a smoothie, she agreed to a little tuna in the can.
Tuna in the Can by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Root Ring
1. A thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circumcised male's penile bell end.
2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.
2. A cock ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male penis.
Sandy prefers circumcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head.
Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.
Roger enjoys the extra staying power he has while wearing his leather root ring during sex.
Root Ring by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Bust a Tile
To chip, knock or bust a tooth from your mouth. Can be done by your own doing or from someone hacking your jaw good.
Bust a Tile by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Blistered Sister
Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Molly Mule
A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.
I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.
Poor fucker.
Poor fucker.
Molly Mule by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015