Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Grease Bubbles
Extremely wet sounding flatulence. Makes a gurgle sound upon release. May, but not always, be accompanied by some fecal release.
Grease Bubbles by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Gentleman's Shake
Post ejaculation, the now sexually gratified male takes his semi-flaccid penis and shakes it wildly about the face of his liver depositing any remnant love juices on their cheeks and lips.
Celeste gave Frank a sloppy blow job and gobbled up his busted nut like a hungry whore. He left her with a lovely facial glaze by doing the Gentleman's Shake.
Gentleman's Shake by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017
Cotton Ballz
Cotton Ballz by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017
Taste the Babies
Taste the Babies by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017
Wet Dumpling
A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.
Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.
Wet Dumpling by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017
Beef Slider
A filthy prostitute or street whore. May also be used to convey honorary slut status on any female that spreads the legs any time or any one.
I'll wank myself before I ever pay a beef slider for sex.
Oh yea Cindy will fuck for drug money. She's a beef slider.
Oh yea Cindy will fuck for drug money. She's a beef slider.
Beef Slider by Eaton Holgoode April 4, 2017
Stiff Richard
Let's hit the bar tonight braaaahh. Sorry dude. I'm handing out at home. Rachel wants to visit with stiff Richard and imma hit it good.
Stiff Richard by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017