Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bangkok Glaze

Your bewildered look and the shimmering glaze of booty juices on your face after waking up from a drunken night of sex with a hot Asian chick that turned out to be a ladyboy.

What’s with Even today? He’s got the Bangkok Glaze. They chick he picked up was a dude.

Bangkok Glaze by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

Rub n Grub 

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.

I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.

Rub n Grub by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017

Morning Strainer 

One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.

Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.

Morning Strainer by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Busta Vein 

To bust a nut. Blow ya load. Jizz. Cum.

Rachel sucked me so good she made me busta vein.

I was balls deep in her booty and I busta vein.

Busta Vein by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017

Velvet Drape 

Dragging a low hanging, freshly, shaved, velvety smooth scrotum up and down and around your partner’s face. Smacking each cheek pendulum style is a plus. Often finished with a good old fashioned tea bagging.

I gave Rachel the old velvet drape last night. Tea bag? Hellzzzz yea.

Velvet Drape by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Minced Meat 

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

Minced Meat by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Whore’s Breath 

Breath so rotten and foul it smells like the person sucked a dozen dirty dicks.

In the literal sense, the foul breath of a dirty streetwalking prostitute comprised of gingivitis, smoke, meth, booze and in some cases dirty dick.

My new boss has whore’s breath. Give that dude a mint.

My girl friend wakes up every morning with whore’s breath. Just not sure I can take it anymore.

That hooker that blew me last night had whore’s breath. My cock still stinks.

Whore’s Breath by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017