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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Leather Bagging 

When your ballsack is contracted and shriveled and the skin is tight like a little piece of leather.
This cold weather has me leather bagging.

I just got out of the pool. Look I’m leather bagging.

Rachel loves to lick my sack when I’m leather bagging.
Leather Bagging by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Jimmy Whack 

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.
She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.
Jimmy Whack by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Mad Curly 

Extremely bushy, overgrown pubic hair.
She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.
Mad Curly by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017

Gum Dropping 

Tea bagging your scrotum on a toothless woman. Typically a toothless prostitute. However, someone’s grandma works too.
I was gum dropping that toothless meth whore last night.
Gum Dropping by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017

Udder Job 

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
Udder Job by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017

Rock Slobber 

When your girl sucks and mouths up them ballz all nice and wet. Leaving them with a slobbery shine. A shorn scrotum is best.
Every time I shave my ball sack Eva leaves me with a rock slobber.

That suck Job was so good I had the rock slobber and her chin was dripping.
Rock Slobber by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017

Aroma Nails 

When your girl’s booty and/or pussy juices get good and deep under your fingernails so you can nostril sniff her sweet aroma long after whatever acts of fornication and filth you perpetrated on her love holes are done.
My aroma nails are ripe today. Can’t wash that stank off.

Cindy left me with aroma nails. Been sniffy that booty smell all day.
Aroma Nails by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017