Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Vanilla Viddles

Hot, Caucasian female pussy that’s good for the eatin’.

Imma eat me some Vanilla viddles tonight.

She pulled them lips apart and fed me the sweetest vanilla viddles.

Vanilla Viddles by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Stroke Wars 

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

Stroke Wars by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

E-Rub

Wanking off to electronic pictures or porn.

Snapchat is great for an e-rub.

E-Rub by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Cocktile Dysfunction 

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

Cocktile Dysfunction by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Ass Hornet 

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.

I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.

Ass Hornet by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Fresh Scoop 

Impromptu anal sex whereby it is discovered the receiver is not as clean as one would have hoped.

I picked up this slut at the bar last night. Said she was into anal. Was true but she turned out to be a fresh scoop.

Fresh Scoop by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bro Chub 

When your bro is taking about sex with his girl and you work up a chub thinking about it.

Dude you gotta stop talking about Ashleigh. Your giving me a bro chub.

Bro Chub by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019