EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

The Mermaid

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

shit tunnel

the toilet, the portal to the shit caven.

gonna drop a deuce down the shit tunnel

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023

boredom jail

School where you must get up at 6:30 am in the morning, perform hours of hard labor (boredom), have freedom for 3 fast hours, go to bed amd do it all again... Monday through Friday.

Oh no, not boredom jail!
I wonder what torture the teacher will have for us.
All we do is worthless shit.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover May 24, 2019

kangaroo western

A western, but more Australian!

Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).

How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"

They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025

adult arcade

A casino.

Eddy: Wanna go to the arcade?
Kurt: The arcade? Yeah, I wanna go play Pac-Man!
Eddy: No, you bozo! The adult arcade, where you play at the slot machine!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 31, 2023

Gambling Gary

A compulsive gambler

Gambling Gary

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

Fanfiction Euphemism

Any word that means dick.

Length, member, are innocent words. Call it a wang if you want but a dick is a dick. Say dick. No fanfiction euphemisms.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 15, 2021