EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

Ringo's Nose

GUYS! Stop mocking him and his nose. His nose is FINE.

I love Ringo's nose

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover September 19, 2023

Andrzej Duda

Poland's anti gay, anti abortion, antisemetic leader who is basically Orban's bro.

Andrzej Duda

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

Normalgeddon

The opposite of weirdmaggedon

Normalgeddon had replaced Weirdmageddon. Bye Bye BILL

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 12, 2022

The

A word to add to anything to make it a sexual maneuver.

The Kamikaze, the sugar, the sloth

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 7, 2021

Spataguese

A mix of Spanish, Italian and Portuguese

Person 1: Speaks foreign language of gibberish
Person 2: This must be Spataguese...

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 10, 2019