EasternEuropeanSlavLover's definitions

boredom jail

School where you must get up at 6:30 am in the morning, perform hours of hard labor (boredom), have freedom for 3 fast hours, go to bed amd do it all again... Monday through Friday.

Oh no, not boredom jail!
I wonder what torture the teacher will have for us.
All we do is worthless shit.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover May 24, 2019

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

Andrzej Duda

Poland's anti gay, anti abortion, antisemetic leader who is basically Orban's bro.

Andrzej Duda

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 10, 2021

bike cut

Falling off your bike and scraping your knee on the asphalt (like I did all the time) and being in PAIN

Bike cut

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2025

Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 2, 2025

The Beetles

John Lemon
Paul McFartney
Blingo Starr
George Pear-ison

The Beetles

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 1, 2023

romantic

A romantic man from Rome

Romantic

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 6, 2021