Definitions by Eastern Wildebeest
pun
pun by Eastern Wildebeest June 27, 2017
Unicorn
Kindergarten Teacher on the first day of school: All right kids, lesson one, Unicorns are imaginary. Lesson two...
Unicorn by Eastern Wildebeest March 18, 2017
runners high
A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running
non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see
runners high by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017
Technically
The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."
Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.
Technically by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016