Unicorn

Imaginary.

Kindergarten Teacher on the first day of school: All right kids, lesson one, Unicorns are imaginary. Lesson two...

by Eastern Wildebeest March 18, 2017

Technically

The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."

Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.

by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016

pun

Call me Repunzel.

You wanna hear a pun?
Sure, I'm Rapunzel!
That's not very punny.

by Eastern Wildebeest June 27, 2017

AWAL

One of the six supporting sides of a house

"Hey, man I painted awal today!"

by Eastern Wildebeest March 21, 2017

runners high

A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running

non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see

by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017