Kindergarten Teacher on the first day of school: All right kids, lesson one, Unicorns are imaginary. Lesson two...
by Eastern Wildebeest March 18, 2017
The word that says, "I'm explaining something very scientific now" But means, "You don't need to listen to anything after this point."
Guy 1: Did you know that there's a large hole in the ozone caused by global warming?
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.
Guy 2: Well technically...
Guy 1: Just stop talking.
by Eastern Wildebeest November 16, 2016
A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running
non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see
by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017
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