Earl Gr.'s definitions

sniggledorts

Word used on the phone when asked by a automated menu so the automated menu will not understand you and put you through to a live operator.

When asked by the automated phone menu for my selection I simply said "sniggledorts" which was not understood by the machine. I was then told to wait and put through directly to a live operator.

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

equitment

Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.

That fax-machine is a piece of equitment,it stopped working at least 5 times this week!

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

sleez-teez

A woman who teases men with her body,but pushes the limit to what she will actually stop at.

She was such a sleez-teez man,she started licking tequila right off my chest then said it was late and she had to go.

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

forwicator

Someone who's always forwarding everything they see to your e-mail.

She just e-mailed me another stupid junk about a dog with 2 heads and a list of why men are like the internet. She's such a forwicator!

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

shideo

A video uploaded on the internet that is so dumb or boring no-one should have uploaded it in the first place.

Did you see that shideo the Suzy the forwicator sent me about the guy that sort of tripped? Why would anyone want to watch that?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

urban-shopping

Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.

We're going urban-shopping later for some chairs and hopefully a bookshelf or two,you wanna go?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

cellout

Someone who fakes talking on their cellphone in order to ignore someone trying to sell them something.

That guy is such a cellout,he just faked a conversation on his cell to avoid those girlscouts selling cookies!

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008