EZ's definitions

pack rat

When having sex doggy style, the man pushes his balls inside the vagina, thus creating the pack rat.

Sally was quite alarmed when Johnny gave her a pack rat last night.
(Johnny has elephantitis)

by EZ January 25, 2005

t bone

the meatiest cut of your manhood

I gave her the deep t bone last night.

by ez October 1, 2004

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 21, 2003