EVan's definitions

Elle Sappelle

When Shannon (a pretty burly young lady with extremely tangled, mangled, and wheather beaten red hair)Rides on her 4-wheeler or watches Anime (particularly Ghost In The Shell)while picking at her face or looking for flea or tick like creatures in her hair.She also is known by nay-nay and hates the word "Rack"

Elle Sappelle Shannon!

by Evan March 10, 2005

9 5 plus FO' pennies

when you win at dominoes bitch

9 5 plus FO' PENNIES ... THATS DOMINOES BITCH I WIN

by evan March 29, 2005

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003

Whozzawhanow

Contraction of who , what , and now . Generally used as a reponse to something you didn't quite understand.

"Hey! Wanna got to the *mumblemumble*?"

"Whozzawhanow?"

by Evan August 5, 2003

Freek

A cool and wigger hating goth. A punk hater and heavy metal obsessed freak.
One who enjoyes scaring people mentally

Dude look at that freek.

by Evan April 14, 2005

Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 5, 2004