ESBirdnerd's definitions

Doctor Octopus

Probably the coolest supervillain. He has a good side, and badass arms.

Doctor Octopus is so fucking cool

by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020

Dogs vs cats

Why is this a debate?

Dogs- cuter, smarter, friendlier, sweeter, more energetic, more playful, easier to train, more unique looking, smells cancer, helps people.

Cats- Poops in box, lives longer, kills pests.

Winner- Dogs

Dogs vs cats. Dogs are better

by ESBirdnerd December 5, 2020

Roseate Spoonbill

A bird from south america and southern united states. It eats shrimp and has a spoon shaped beak. It looks like a smaller flamingo but isn't related to it.

Person 1: Is that a flamingo?
Person 2: No you nimrod, it's a roseate spoonbill

by ESBirdnerd November 16, 2020

Spooyan

Best youtuber ever! Plays minecraft and among us!

Search Spooyan on youtube to see for yourself!

Them: What you watching there
Me: The best youtuber ever!
Them: Pewdiepie?
Me: No, Spooyan.

by ESBirdnerd November 17, 2020

Spooyan

"Subscribe to Spoo, or turn into poo."

Spooyan on youtube

by ESBirdnerd November 22, 2020

Spoo

Something cute, small, crazy, smart, weird, good looking, and funny.

My dog is a spoo, and so is my girlfriend.

by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021