footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

Tweek

A mad individual who can cause pain to himself and not give a damn. the spawn of god and satan.

Will act as below:

Runs around fields on cold night, in only his underwear, smoking and screaming "I rape chickens". sleep talks about foursoms, chickens, wanting sausages, and aaarrghffejwfbisduf!!

by Ernie October 15, 2004

lolo

Lolo means masturbation in a local dialect in Philippines.

Jake lolo everyday.

by ernie May 15, 2004

Divstarr

A diomand geeza. very funny individual who has the way with the ladies. Someone who's hairpeice seems to change color everytime you see him.

Will act as below:

Someone who can get any woman he wants, or can shag them anytime any place. Including up against a postbox.

by Ernie October 15, 2004

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 26, 2003

Lugs

A fat stupid pollack who loves to suck on his moms titskes. Ussually bi-polar and with quite an overdeveloped taste for man-juice.

Hey looks at that mule sucking that guys dick, its name is probably Lugs. hahahaha

by Ernie May 05, 2003

i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

by ERnie June 22, 2004