ERIN's definitions

Cougar

A Cougar must fulfill the following requirements:
1. 35 to 50 years old
2. Bleach blonde hair
3. hot pink lips/nail polish
4. desparately seeking younger men to use as she pleases, then dispose of
5. may be seen in packs in bars drinking rose zinfandel

A good example from pop culture would be Stifler's mom from "American Pie".

by Erin August 18, 2003

Taber

The small town in Alberta, Canada that is known for it's corn. Still being small it throws it's annual "Cornfest" every fall.

"Going down to Taber today, mate?"

by Erin June 11, 2006

sloth

sloth:
a lazy person who is good for nothing,
simplily and completely unacceptable...

what sloth LEE is!

by erin March 6, 2004

cunniling

verb: to perform cunnilingus.
also: cunnilinged, cunnilinging
deverbal nouns: cunnilinger, cunnilingee

I got cunnilinged by this guy with a hurricane tongue.

by erin January 1, 2005

BTI

A big, tall idiot. Doesn't necessarily have to actually be an idiot, just look like one. Used as an indicator of fuckability.

I would totally do John Mayer. He's such a BTI.

by erin January 1, 2005

otaku

A Japanese word describing a person beyond the realm of fandom but into mania that is improperly used by American fans.

In Japan the word "otaku" has become taboo because of Miyazaki Tsutomu who went on a toddler murdering spree in the 80's, video taping the young girls he had murdered from an obsession with lolicon (female pedophilic manga).

Americans use this term to call themselves "fanboys" or "fangirls" with almost no knowledge of the horrific roots behind the word.

American Fangirl: "I have a huge collection of Macross, NGE, Sailor Moon, yaoi, and many other anime! I'm such an otaku!"
Non-anime fan: "...Uhm, you do know about that word right?"

by Erin December 19, 2003

Gongshow

A gongshow is another way of saying "crazy experience" or "crazy event" which involves crazy people. Stupid events lead to funny memories - and usually route to gongshows

That party was a gongshow!

by Erin September 25, 2004