8 definitions by ERIC Jenson
by ERIC Jenson April 14, 2018
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
by ERIC Jenson April 14, 2018
One who refuses to eat anything else other than Vagina. Another common name used is straight pussy eater.
by ERIC Jenson July 21, 2014
When a man or woman wraps theirs legs around their partner's leg or legs when falling asleep. This is different from spooning because the two people are spread apart with the upper bodies. This will look like the shape of a V. It provides intimacy without claustrophobia or clammy moments.
Hey man, I finally got some last night. Oh yeah, how is that? Well, I had to give her the Vee before she gave up the V. Hahaha.
by ERIC Jenson April 30, 2016
Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.
The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.
by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016
This is a modern game involving two participants. Each person, male or female steps onto one fork of the pallet jack. There is a count down and both players compete to get the other off the jack first. If said player is thrown off backwards...one point is awarded to the opponent. If said player is pulled over to the opponents side and touches the ground first...2 points are awarded. As for now, first one to three wins.
This game was founded in North America in Tempe, AZ. The founds shall only be known as Eric and Von. The Collaborative is know as (NARP) North American Recreational Palletjacking.
by ERIC Jenson November 20, 2007
To trip over daisies means to make a big deal over nothing. It is another way of saying that you're sweating the small stuff.
"Dude, I know she was talkin' to that guy but really, you are trippin over daisies.
"Bro, not worth it, quit trippin over daisies."
"Bro, not worth it, quit trippin over daisies."
by ERIC Jenson July 29, 2008