ERIC's definitions

Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop

My god.. that derapodoop smells

by Eric January 2, 2005

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by Eric February 9, 2004

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 8, 2004

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 4, 2003

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003

NOFX

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever

by eric September 20, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005