jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 05, 2003

unibomb

The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed.

Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.`

by Eric May 04, 2004

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 29, 2003

reggin k calb

Famouse comedian; black nigger spelled backwards.

Let's go to the comedy caravan, I hear Reggin K. Calb is performing tonight.

by Eric December 30, 2003

Da Hood!

Basically those 7th grade gang kids, chyeah they pretty much wanna mess with us. They must be messed up they know they can't take us. They also only role the halls during class periods, and the morning, and during after school activities, but NOT AT NIGHT! So chyeah

1: Ahhhhhhhhh... shit it's da hood!
2: Quick make your gang symbol!

by Eric April 29, 2005

sucka pow

(V) Verb-
To slap someone in a sudden and violent nature; can be used for any sudden, violent motion such as a swing kick.

(N)Noun-
Warning of an incoming slap or any other strike.

"Did you see him get sucka-pow'd in the face, I think he's bleeding."

by Eric March 28, 2005

Bair

short for butt-hair.
what happens to you when you laugh and cry at the same time.

Man, I was laughing so hard at the comedy show that I cried. Then suddenly my butt started ta' itch!
Damn!

by Eric April 20, 2005