Dolespank

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.
by Eric August 18, 2003
Get the Dolespank mug.

Suspended

The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.
Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!
by Eric January 07, 2005
Get the Suspended mug.

homework

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!
Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.
by Eric June 10, 2004
Get the homework mug.

football players

1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either
1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the hell of it
by eric February 26, 2005
Get the football players mug.

vindicated

SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on
Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
I am captivated, I am

{Chorus}
Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right
I swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye

And rendered me
So isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that I am

{Chorus}

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away (3x)
So let me slip against the current
So let me slip away (4x)

{Chorus}

Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...
by Eric July 03, 2004
Get the vindicated mug.

E-rock

Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.
Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.
by Eric May 04, 2008
Get the E-rock mug.

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.
Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow
by Eric June 26, 2005
Get the luncharow mug.