ERIC's definitions

jiz mopper

the occupational term for someone who "swabs the deck" of a peep show booth

john found a dollar on the floor while he was performing his duties of jizz mopping

by eric August 4, 2003

Kevin McMahon

The biggest retard in the world. He has down syndrome to the max.

Kevin is t3h nubcake.

by Eric February 12, 2005

sniffted

Sniffted is to express heatheers feelings and opinions. It randomly means diffrent things depending on her mood.

yep, thats pretty sniffted.

by Eric September 8, 2004

naitan

Nothing, nada, no. also pronounced,"Naithan"

I wasn't 'sposed to do naitan today.
Man, there ain't naitan today.

by eric January 21, 2004

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

by Eric March 6, 2005

poke

verb: smoke weed as in "poke smot"
noun: pot

Yo danny, let's poke when your dads show starts

Yo joe, i got poke for today

by Eric March 28, 2004

break off some

used in reference to the delicious,crunchy, wafer-like chocolate treat.a shortened version of the slogan "break me off a piece"

"give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar."

by Eric April 27, 2004