garott

the screen name a gay 60 year old man that wants to suck your wang would use.

I'm going to put garott on my buddy list. He is really nice.

by eric November 17, 2003

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 05, 2003

Cracker

- A white caucasion individual, who is mostly named by other black males and females. Called crackers way back from the 1900's because white americans named African Americans "Niggers."

"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

"Letz woop his cracka ass

Black-"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

Black-"Letz woop his cracker ass"

White-"Why please do not hurt me, I have children."

Black-"Fuck yo white kidz, woop his cracker ass!!

by Eric February 26, 2005

shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by Eric July 09, 2004

Sugar Buddy

1) Smooching companion at a party, while slow dancing.

2) Sexual partner. A bit more than a friend.

3) Friend with money that likes to splurge on others. (younger version of a sugar daddy)

"How'd you get that new car?" From my sugar buddy.

by Eric April 30, 2004

desperation

Being so hard-up to insult someone that you start going after their typos; or the same typo multiple times.

"Making fun of Jonah Goldberg for spelling errors is a sure sign of desperation."

by Eric February 05, 2004

jim beam

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.

Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*

by Eric January 07, 2005