Suspended

The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.

Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!

by Eric January 07, 2005

schnieds

schnieds is a word much like smurf, it can be used in different ways. getting a skimp bag is the schnieds, while conversely ,if the weed itself is of poor quality ,its the schnieds. has positive connotations in rare instances,; also see: shteedpones

"man,thats some schniedley shit,that kid knows we've got a digital scale too!"

by eric October 22, 2003

d'bo

(v.) to steal, to pilfer, to aquire without the expressed consent of the owner

Let's d'bo tha fat kids bycycle!

by Eric September 05, 2003

hap

Homosexual Angry Person.

Jack: I was talking to James about coming out of the closet but he burst out in rage.
John: What a HAP!

by Eric January 21, 2005

scientology

1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.

1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.

by Eric August 25, 2006

duck

A combination of the short form of "What the", which is "du", and the short form of "fuck", which is "uck".

Therefore, "du" + "uck" = "duck"

(Evolution of term created by Eric)

Duck! Don't be bitin' on my balls bitch!

by Eric April 30, 2004

penis

Object of Derek Podesstas Fantasies

DP loves the penis

by Eric March 21, 2003