EMD F59PHI's definitions

brachium Flatulence

Brachium Flatulence is where you put your mouth on your arm or someone’s arm and then blow from the mouth (like you’re blowing a trumpet or clarinet) creating a fart like sound as you blow.

Today, at a typical tedious physics class, our lame teacher was teaching momentum and I was so bored that I just let go a brachium flatulence on my arm, all of my classmates laugh and thought it was a real fart since it sound just like an actual fart. And then the teacher came in a very mean way telling me to stop farting in class and as I kept telling him that it’s Not a real fart and it’s brachium flatulence but he still ignore me and send me to detention. For a 28 year old man, what an old geezer can’t take on a funny joke. Man I felt like kicking him in his weenie so bad for sending me in detention 😡

by EMD F59PHI August 28, 2024

Stadler Kiss

An electric multiple unit from Europe that is going to replace those nasty gallery cars on Caltrain

I love F40PH and I will miss them, but I ain’t going to miss those gallery cars. But the Stadler kiss is awesome

by EMD F59PHI November 16, 2024

R179

A lemon train made by Bombardier, which is faulty and makes a weird propulsion sound

I’m supposed that MTA Will get products like the r179 from Bombardier knowing the very unreliable HHP-8 locomotives from Amtrak

by EMD F59PHI July 15, 2024

R211

The NYC Subway’s newest subway car built by Kawasaki. There are 3 models: the R211A, R211T (with open-gangways) and R211S for Staten Island railway. it feature new features like: from digital display to cameras onboard. They are going to replace the R44 & R46 that was built in the 1970

Man the R211’s are the sexiest trains in the NYC subway system

by EMD F59PHI November 16, 2024

Eat Pussy

(Verb) Felinivory - the act of eating cat meat

Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.

by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025

Amfleet

The amfleet coaches are these coaches that sort of airplane styled are fleet of single-level intercity railroad passenger cars built by the Budd Company (that company that made the R32 subway car for NYCTA) for Amtrak in the late 70s to the early 80s. These coaches were based on the budd metroliner EMUs. The first 492 cars, known as Amfleet I and completed between 1975 and 1977, were designed for short-distance service. A second order of 150 cars, known as Amfleet II and completed between 1980 and 1983, were designed for long-distance service. They were the last intercity passenger cars built by the Budd company. Their car length is 85 ft 4 in, Width 10 ft 6 in and Height 12 ft 8 in. Soon they will be replaced by Siemens venture coaches in the future.

Train enthusiasts: What a great day today to ride Amtrak’s trains in the northeast corridor with their amfleet coaches with a ACS-64 and a leading P42DC on the consists of this northeast regional train.

VSCO girl next to him: *drops hydroflask*

VSCO Girl: and I oop-I dropped my hydroflasksksksksksk

Train enthusiast: OH NOOOO NOT A VSCO GIRL SEATING NEXT TO ME DROPPING THEIR HYDROFLASKSKSKSK OR WHATEVER AND MAKING THAT WEIRD ANNOYING SKSKSK AND “I POOP” NOISES NEXT TO ME WHILE IM ENJOYING MY FINAL AMFLEET COACH RIDE AS AMTRAK REPLACING THEM WITH SIEMENS VENTURE COACHES

VSCO Girl: 😒😒 what is his problem

by EMD F59PHI July 24, 2024

👁❤️🚂

I Like trains.

Guy: “what are you up to son?”
Train kid: “👁❤️🚂”
Guy: “hahaha Yes you do”

by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025