Douche

How people in Hollywood abuse espresso machines.

Can you believe it actors totally get coffee enemas and douche with coffee.

by elvis December 09, 2003

fucking clown shoes

something that is so stupid that it is laughable coined by jay and silent bob.

you guys are fucking clown shoes

by elvis February 20, 2005

cranktacular

adj. so beautiful that it inspires furious masturbation. usually used to describe a woman.

That chick's ass is so cranktacular.

by Elvis November 11, 2003

dime bar

numpty

"richard you dime bar"

(to the person who wrote the first definition-steve dave- either you are a mallrats fan or have a class name which is it?)

by Elvis July 14, 2003

jogatize

to waste ones time while being productive.

where's joe? man, he's in there trying to jogatize with that dude.

by elvis September 05, 2003

Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

by elvis June 28, 2003

Maragoudakis

Man, move ovaand get outta my way before I gottapull these Hush Puppies out your motherfuckin' ass.

ex. "Don't eat that last cupcake hooch"

by Elvis October 22, 2004