ELF's definitions

batting for the other team

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003

hyowm

Alternatively spelled heowm, derived from the word humour, this applies to amusement, entertainment and general laughmongering.

- Did you see that funny thing over there?
- Yes. Very hyowm.

by elf September 14, 2004

heowm

Alternate spelling of hyowm.

- That's hyowm.
- Actually it's spelled heowm.
- No it isn't
- Yes it is.

by elf September 14, 2004

zittywell

Robinson's Fruit and Barley drink, especially citrus flavour.

- Do you want a drink?
- Have you got any zittywell?
- Sure thing.

by elf September 14, 2004

japajew

A japanese/jewish person, who is useually short and/or annoying

Dammit, here that japajew comes

by Elf December 25, 2004

banana pirate

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.

have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate

by Elf December 29, 2004

elfinster

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.

'Allo, are you Elfinster?

by Elf February 14, 2005