EH of HB's definitions

gooch

A guy,s area between ball sac and anus equalls gooch. Women,s area betweem pussy,and anus equalls cooch.

Man, I,m really worried about the pilodial cyst on my gooch. The Dr. tried to examine it, and the damn thing showed evasive manuevers. They remember! I have to get a hunter killer to lance it for me.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

tied ballon

The wrinkled skin around your anus.

Did you see that slut's anus? It looked just like a tied ballon.

by EH of HB December 11, 2007

Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

Pastrami flaps

Women with large and bulbuose labia.

That chick's pastrami flaps could help stamp out world hunger.

by EH of HB September 11, 2007

Squak mustard

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.

You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.

by EH of HB September 12, 2007

Ruddypuddy

Women having poor feminine hygene wiping in the wrong direction. Hence "ruddy" very oldschool name for shit, and puddy a nickname form of puddenda.

I was in totall disbelief when I took that hottie's chonies down, I was hovering over her kitty when I caught whiff of ruddypuddy that would knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

by EH of HB October 1, 2007

shrime

One who behaves in such a manner, e.g. dork.

Tim and Terry were acting like shrimes last night.

by EH of HB October 18, 2007