Definitions by E-boy

doo doo cramps 

Gastrointestinal cramps that signify the onset of a major shit

Josh ate three green apples and half an hour later he got the doo doo cramps so bad that he messed his overalls.

doo doo cramps by e-boy October 21, 2007

murp 

To murder, rape and pillage/plunder. Used as shorthand in my high-school Great Books class when we were discussing Nietzche.

While Nietzche's heroes were murping all across Europe...

murp by e-boy October 11, 2007

Brown Bomber 

A junior-high or high-school wrestler who frequently craps his singlet during a match.

Dude, that kid's a brown bomber. You're gonna be mud-wrestling him.

Brown Bomber by e-boy October 5, 2007

third base 

Getting to third base is the most ambiguous stage of high-school heterosexual interaction. The definition really depends on how far the boy goes: is it an intermediate stage followed by going all the way, or is it the final stage of making out? (everything that follows is from the boy's perspective) When I was a kid (mid-70s) it meant groping skin-to-skin instead of through the clothes. Today it's gone farther: "getting to third" implies that you eventually squirted; "I got as far as third" means that you didn't do it inside her (hand job, blow job, dry-hump, just lose it while making out, etc.). If you go all the way, it doesn't really matter when you got to third.

"How far did you go?"
"Third base, dude! She wouldn't drop her panties, but we kept at it until I spooged my boxers."

third base by e-boy February 19, 2007

mud butt 

The sensation of your rectum filling up with shit that's less than solid. Impending diarrhea.

We drank a lot of booze mixed with prune juice to make it go down easier and an hour later we were startin' to get some serious mud butt.

mud butt by E-boy May 12, 2006

cool beans 

a slang word meaning "cool" or "awesome" usually used by idiots

"I am an idiot so I will say cool beans because I am an idiot."

cool beans by e-boy November 28, 2003