Definitions by E hates Q

I see France 

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".

Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"

I see France by E hates Q July 12, 2021

OpenBSD 

A BSD variant, used by either people who want their "file" server to be Fort Knox, or people who are too much of a hipster to use Slackware.

This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.

OpenBSD user in his natural habitat:

KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!

(QueenOfFuckingHipsters has entered the chat)

QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent

(KingOfFuckingHipsters has left the chat)

OpenBSD by E hates Q June 29, 2021

Reggie 

What your name legally changes to if you open that email with the subject line "STINKY CHEESE".

"Never open that email. Getting your name changed back from Reggie is complicated as balls. Plus the prank long distance calls have made me broke."

Reggie by E hates Q April 28, 2021

Cancel Culture 

To be cancelled is to be exposed in a way that destroys your online reputation. This happening to you when you deserved it is not cancel culture.

Cancel Culture is the result of somebody trying too hard to be "woke" and looking to cancel somebody to prove their wokeness. If you're woke, you don't need to prove it. See performative wokeness.

The term is often maliciously misused by those that deserved it, usually implying that the cancellers are just "WHINY SJW LIBTARDS". See Shaggy defense.

Jimmy got cancelled for asking a 13 year old girl for nudes on Discord. He blamed cancel culture.

Cancel Culture by E hates Q April 26, 2021

Roblox

A game platform where kids like complaining about the current year and saying that the year they joined was the best for the platform.

2007: Roblox in 2006 was better
2008: Roblox in 2007 was better
2010: Roblox in 2008 was better
2012: Roblox in 2010 was better
2015: Roblox in 2012 was better
2017: Roblox in 2015 was better
2019: Roblox in 2017 was better
2021: Roblox in 2019 was better

Roblox by E hates Q April 22, 2021

Rowing the boat 

Slang term for female masturbation. Male equivalent is beat your meat.

Melissa: Cathy, what the fuck are you doing here?
Cathy: Uh, I was just uh...uh... rowing the boat, if you know what I mean...
Melissa: Gross!

Rowing the boat by E hates Q February 14, 2021

Setup 

The part of a joke before the punchline. Is just as important as the punchline.

"Ooh! I got a good one! Why did the Emperor cross the road?"

Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."

Setup by E hates Q February 9, 2021