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"Never open that email. Getting your name changed back from Reggie is complicated as balls. Plus the prank long distance calls have made me broke."
by E hates Q April 28, 2021
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He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.
He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.
One day, Jeremy McUnfunny walked onto the bus, and plonked his pathetic rear end onto the seat furthest from the underpaid eyes of the bus driver. He immediately turned on his overpriced phone, opened YouTube, and played "SOVIET ANTHEM EAR RAPE" much to the entire bus's chagrin. When he was supposed to hand in his History presentation, he instead "stick-bugged" the entire class for worthless reddit karma. Nobody found that funny either.
by E hates Q September 4, 2020
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Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
Get the Floor Turd mug.A BSD variant, used by either people who want their "file" server to be Fort Knox, or people who are too much of a hipster to use Slackware.
This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.
This OS isn't the last level of OS hipsterism, though. That would probably be NetBSD or Funtoo.
OpenBSD user in his natural habitat:
KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!
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QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent
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KingOfFuckingHipsters: I use OpenBSD, bow down Arch user!
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QueenOfFuckingHipsters: Funtoo represent
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by E hates Q June 29, 2021
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They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
They also guzzle a butt ton of gas, and yet the drivers of them still feel a need to complain about fuel.
2000: I'm not going to drive a minivan, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
2020: I'm not going to drive a SUV, that's what my parents drove! Uncool!
by E hates Q September 22, 2019
Get the SUV mug.Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.
by E hates Q August 30, 2021
Get the aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj mug.The fuck are you doing here? Get back to work and stop looking up le epic funni words on Urban Dictionary.
by E hates Q July 20, 2022
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