A metro system in the southeast of England that connects the suburbs to London's core. Smells like Burger King, piss, sweat and probably your mom.
by E hates Q January 17, 2020
Get the London Underground mug.Fart: A regular, ordinary air biscuit. Isn't too loud, and doesn't stink that much.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
The Ninja: A classic example of the phrase silent but deadly. Is almost entirely inaudible but has an ungodly stink.
TNT: A loud but not too stinky fart.
Nuclear Bomb: A jack-of-all-trades fart, stinks really bad and is also VERY loud. The worst ones to accidentally let loose.
The "Taking A Dump" Fart: Self-explanatory.
The "Taking A Dump" Nuclear Bomb: A rare kind of toilet fart. Acts likes a Nuclear Bomb. The leading cause of public bathroom embarrassment.
The Shart: An average shart (a fart which contains crap).
The Volcano: A powerful kind of shart. Can also be mistaken for a TNT, but the shit may be so violently released that it can escape your underpants, causing extra embarrassment.
Krakatoa: A loud and very powerful shart. If you get this, go see a doctor because you probably have diarrhea.
The Trampoline: Very loud, but with zero stench. The force , however, is strong enough to launch yourself forward a bit. Usually caused by comfort foods that produce a lot of dense gases.
Shit-Flavoured-Air: The most ungodly stench known to man. A chemical weapon more toxic than Sarin. The clearer of rooms everywhere. The origin of humanity's concept of demons. A fart that is silent, but is so stinky that being in the presence of it for too long can make you lose your lunch. Essentially the opposite of The Trampoline.
Guy 1: Uck, the Shit-Flavoured-Air strikes again! Which fucker let out that fart?
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...
Guy 2: OHm I THINK I'M GOING TO BLEAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 3: Something tells me adding ghost peppers to those beans wasn't the best idea...
by E hates Q April 09, 2019
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1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.
2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.
1. Presumably the intended use - to depict a pregnant pre-op trans man.
2. Food baby - when you’ve eaten so much you’d swear you have a living being growing inside of you
3. A non sequitur. Particularly effective at annoying transphobes.
by E hates Q July 03, 2023
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A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck
A-bomb: Ass
B-bomb: Bitch
C-bomb: Cunt
D-bomb: Dick (or Damn)
E-bomb: ???
F-bomb: Fuck
Larry dropped the very first E-bomb that man had ever heard, releasing the only non-slur word that is more offensive than the C-bomb.
by E hates Q January 06, 2021
Get the E-bomb mug.The year where God was punishing humanity for creating the Cats movie. If you thought 2017 and 2019 were bad, 2020 is turning out absolutely rotten. One word: Coronavirus.
Me on December 31st: Wow, 2020 is going to be a much better year!
Me looking back on what I said while in my bed on March 24th in quarantine: Never before have I said something that aged so poorly.
Me looking back on what I said while in my bed on March 24th in quarantine: Never before have I said something that aged so poorly.
by E hates Q March 24, 2020
Get the 2020 mug.A large area entirely consistent of McMansions and the roads made to service them. The living embodiment of the 2000s housing bubble, and a slap in the face to walkability.
Bob: Alice lives in some nondescript McTown with her parents, no wonder she went nuts…
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
Claire: Seeing the same 6 bedroom houses everywhere everyday will drive you insane after a while. I agree.
by E hates Q April 12, 2022
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The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.
Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.
Don’t say they didn’t warn you.
Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!
David: Man, that is low even for you!
by E hates Q January 12, 2022
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