"Never open that email. Getting your name changed back from Reggie is complicated as balls. Plus the prank long distance calls have made me broke."
by E hates Q April 28, 2021
The kid who plays annoying meme music (highlights include Dame Da Ne and the USSR Anthem) in the back of the bus. Also a frequent generator of reddit moments.
He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.
He still hasn't found out why nobody finds his Jeremying to be funny.
One day, Jeremy McUnfunny walked onto the bus, and plonked his pathetic rear end onto the seat furthest from the underpaid eyes of the bus driver. He immediately turned on his overpriced phone, opened YouTube, and played "SOVIET ANTHEM EAR RAPE" much to the entire bus's chagrin. When he was supposed to hand in his History presentation, he instead "stick-bugged" the entire class for worthless reddit karma. Nobody found that funny either.
by E hates Q September 04, 2020
Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
by E hates Q May 03, 2023
"Ooh! I got a good one! Why did the Emperor cross the road?"
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
Narrator: "Bob left for his meeting before he could hear the punchline, and the setup was orphaned in his mind."
by E hates Q February 09, 2021
Tom Scott screamed "Aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj!" upon realizing that, through him saying "Xnopyt" he banished himself to his home dimension.
by E hates Q August 30, 2021
by E hates Q September 22, 2018
A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
by E hates Q May 04, 2020