E - FUMBLER's definitions

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009

ziggeroos

A sexy woman,s breasts .

Jeez - What a lovely pair of ziggeroos !!! .

by E - FUMBLER February 13, 2009

new years peeve

Anything related to the New Year ahead,
including dumb definitions on the subject !

Oh my God !
Party whistles and silly hats heading
this way ! .
That,s a new years peeve - If ever I
saw one ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

New Years peeve

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

insuffer8able

Being forced to view regurgitated trash -
( subsequently digitally remastered onto DVD - such as old Super8 film ) as a form of so called " entertainment " !!!! .

What in heaven,s name do you call all this
fucking crap man ? - Dis is insuffer8able !.

by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009

xcruci8ting

Prim and proper Film or Pop star faced
with revealing " Soft Porn " images from a dim and distant past - sometimes captured
on old Super8 format ! .

Wow - Is that really Miss Goody Two Shoes !
Yep - Sure is ! .
How xcruci8ting !
Bet she,s squirming now !

by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009

resolution rash

Prompted by an outbreak of resolution rush !

Look there are no smokers hanging out
around the staff entrance today ! .

Yep - Sure sign of an outbreak of annual
resolution rash ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009