E - FUMBLER's definitions

New Years peeve

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

resolution rash

Prompted by an outbreak of resolution rush !

Look there are no smokers hanging out
around the staff entrance today ! .

Yep - Sure sign of an outbreak of annual
resolution rash ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 9, 2009

ziggeroos

A sexy woman,s breasts .

Jeez - What a lovely pair of ziggeroos !!! .

by E - FUMBLER February 13, 2009

coolpetty

The enigmatic ability of a Rock Superstar

to wear ostentatious attire whilst

performing live on stage - yet look

cooler than cool in the process .

(Aka Tom Petty - Live Aid Concert - Phd .)

Jeez -look at that whacky outfit Tom,s

wearing man - Far out ! .

Yep ,sure is a coolpetty dude ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 22, 2009

web shite

Crap either sold or for sale - usually

on internet auction sites .

What a load of fucking web shite that is !

by E - FUMBLER October 23, 2008

xcruci8ting

Prim and proper Film or Pop star faced
with revealing " Soft Porn " images from a dim and distant past - sometimes captured
on old Super8 format ! .

Wow - Is that really Miss Goody Two Shoes !
Yep - Sure is ! .
How xcruci8ting !
Bet she,s squirming now !

by E - FUMBLER January 2, 2009

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009