DzNutz's definitions

shaq appeal

A term used to define a person, whom is plain an obscure, who suddenly achieves wealth and people come all out of the wood works to suck his ass.

Johnny was the butt ugliest person in the world, but as soon as he started making paper, it gave him the "Shaq Appeal", and all the finest women were on him.

by DzNutz September 30, 2004

glutius flatosis

A condition where a women has a flat buttocks. AKA flat ass. Common in European women. A person with this condition lacks junk in the trunk.

Heather was self consious about her ass because of the chronic Glutius Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

flat ass

Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.

Heather's flat as was the result of Glutious Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

spellunking

The act of icy cold water splashing against your ass during defication.

That turd spellunked cold water up my asshole.

by DzNutz January 27, 2004

detroit

An urban renewal project in process

The flyest neighborhoods

North Linwood (Where I'm from)
South Linwood
Central Linwood
Pilgrim Villagw
Corktown
Pilgrim Village
Brightmoor
Southwest Detroit
Delray
Dexter-Elmhurst
Viginia Park
East English Village
Mexicantown
Briggs
Woodbridge
Greektown
Old Redford
North Rosedale Park
Franklin Park

Detroit, Michigan...the home of Midwest Records

by DzNutz May 22, 2004

lucrative

Slang to describe feces that has worked its way loose after several minutes to an hour struggling to release it from your anus while being stuck while sitting on the toilet.

"I've been sitting on this can for 45 minutes and I'm missing most of the football game. But after some constant straining and pinching, this turd is becoming lucrative and passive, and will soon fall into the toilet after this brief struggle.

by DzNutz October 6, 2004

babyfucker

A meddling toddler

Put those cookies back babyfucker!

by DzNutz February 6, 2004