Dysfunction's definitions

quit

to stop smoking or doing drugs.

Dumb Stoner: "w4nn4 g0 sm0k3 s0m3 1337 w33d?!"

Person who quit: "eat a dick dumb putz"

Stoner: "WTF H4X OMG@!!! I'm getting arrested! WTF!!!"

by Dysfunction September 14, 2003

US Government

America is good and all but the government is fucked up. But America's Army is the best part of it :)

America's Army should overthrow America's Government.

by Dysfunction October 26, 2003

Disfunktshun

HEY! I am not a penis u wanker. I do own you and all your base though. :-D

Dysfunction stole all your bitches!

by Dysfunction September 15, 2003

Ends

Money. What we all live and die for.

"Ends. Some people would rob they mother for the ends.
Rats snitch on one another for the ends.
Sometimes kids get murdered, for the ends.
So before we go any further I want my ends." - Everlast "Ends".

"So he falls off track, starts smoking the crack. And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react."

by Dysfunction January 18, 2004

roffles waffles

it's basically the already bastardized word "rofl" (Rolling On Floor Laughing) totally slaughtered into Roffles Waffles which means the same thing but doesnt really make sense. Just more fun to say I suppose.

Person 1: "OMG LOL"

Person 2: "ROFFLES WAFFLES SO FUNNY!"

Me: "fuck off you cunts"

by Dysfunction September 11, 2003

Americas Army

Awesome free game made by the United States army. The new version (Special Forces) comes out October 31st! :)

www.americasarmy.com

by Dysfunction September 28, 2003

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 7, 2003