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Intense love for the Toledo Mudhens. Most notably shown by old time players for them. Especially Ed Crankshaft and Fred "Dusty" Duncan.
Dusty: Hey Ed, there's a Mudhens game on the TV tonight. Want to watch it?
Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!
Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.
Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!
Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.
Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
Get the Muddy Love mug.A massage given by Flo Rogers to her best friend and fellow military granny, Beatrice Middleton. A Rogers Rub is most often given before a card game or any other hard time. Rogers Rub is guaranteed to melt stress away. Not a believer yet? Ask Flo Rogers to give you one one time. You will love it! Flo Rogers guaranteed! S.W.A.A.
Flo: Oh no, I'm so stiff. They don't call it Body Poker for nothing. My whole body hurts. I need my Rogers Rub.
Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.
Flo: Sure, full body or just half?
Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)
Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.
Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)
Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
Beatrice: (she is putting the cards back) A Rogers Rub? Give me one too! You know I like them. Let's use the Martian Mud.
Flo: Sure, full body or just half?
Beatrice: Well, you know it works best if you go full body with it. A Gunny Granny can't take stress. Hey, its a dirty job, but a Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do!
Flo: Hey, I know the feeling. I love a massage, too. And the Rogers Rub is one of the best ways. It sure does melt your body! (Flo and Beatrice start massaging each other)
Beatrice: Oh yeah, this is just flying away. That Body Poker game really took a lot out of me.
Flo: Yeah, it did me too. But, see, a Rogers Rub is a great massage! And it isn't just a massage, we can stretch while we're doing it. (she starts stretching on Flo's ankle)
Flo: (reaches up and kisses Beatrice) Yes, the Rogers Rub - one of the best Sea Granny secrets! A Sea Granny cannot set sail without a Rogers Rub. So creamy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 25, 2011
Get the Rogers Rub mug.The system of hand signals used by Emily and Buster Hanson. Buster, as you may know by now, is Emily Hanson's deaf dog. She created this sign language in order to talk to him. It is very fun to use and people like to learn it.
Emily: Boy, Buster is sure learning HSL fast.
Opal: What's HSL? I've never heard of it.
Emily: It's stands for Hanson Sign Language. It's how me and Buster talk.
(Emily slaps her leg) Emily: Hey Buster, come here!
Opal: Wow, he really knows what you're saying.
Buster: (looking at the two women as if they're crazy) Hey, where's my dinner?!
Opal: What's HSL? I've never heard of it.
Emily: It's stands for Hanson Sign Language. It's how me and Buster talk.
(Emily slaps her leg) Emily: Hey Buster, come here!
Opal: Wow, he really knows what you're saying.
Buster: (looking at the two women as if they're crazy) Hey, where's my dinner?!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 15, 2011
Get the HSL mug.A form of nap training which combines power napping, hard exercise, and massage. Most notably created and used by Opal Crankshaft. Opal Crankshaft Nap Training.
Opal: I just had a rough afternoon of OCNT!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
Beatrice: What's OCNT?
Opal: O-pal C-rankshaft N-ap T-raining.
Beatrice: Oh my word, Morris is gonna love that. He could use a some rigorous nap training!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 24, 2010
Get the OCNT mug.Showing of affiliation for any school that uses blue as a school color. But most notably used against The University of North Carolina by fans of Duke.
Morris: Hey, Duke and UNC are playing tonight mom!
Beatrice: Oh my God, they're gonna get caught bluehanded!
Morris: The Duke fans are on the prowl. The bluehands are gonna be everywhere!!
Beatrice: Oh my God, they're gonna get caught bluehanded!
Morris: The Duke fans are on the prowl. The bluehands are gonna be everywhere!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 12, 2010
Get the Bluehanded mug.The idea of seeing the world through a dog's eyes. Often from the perspective of a person standing close with the dog near their feet so that only the person's tibia (shin) is seen. This is often seen in Ralph Drabble who has some of the toughest shins in the country.
Ralph: (eating a bag of pretzels) Hey Wally, you want one? (Kneels down so that Wally slams against Ralph's shins when running in)
Wally: Sure, I love seeing you humans' world this way. It's Shinvision. (Runs away tripping on the rug crashing hard into Opal Crankshaft's legs)
Opal: (screaming) Ow! Tender tibia, why do you do that? Wally, that hurt! My shins aren't as hard as Ralph's.
Wally: (barking and talking at same time) Sorry, Miss Opal, I was just trying to get the pretzel from Ralph. I didn't know I was going to bang you.
Opal: (reaches down and starts to massage Wally) Its okay, I understand! We older people, we don't understand shinvision. Its mostly you younger guys.
Ralph: (taking Opal's weights and starts exercising with them) Well, that was a real shin shock!
Opal: Sweet! This is wild. Seeing the world from your shins. Awesome baby!! (gives Ralph a high five and then high paws Wally)
Wally: Sure, I love seeing you humans' world this way. It's Shinvision. (Runs away tripping on the rug crashing hard into Opal Crankshaft's legs)
Opal: (screaming) Ow! Tender tibia, why do you do that? Wally, that hurt! My shins aren't as hard as Ralph's.
Wally: (barking and talking at same time) Sorry, Miss Opal, I was just trying to get the pretzel from Ralph. I didn't know I was going to bang you.
Opal: (reaches down and starts to massage Wally) Its okay, I understand! We older people, we don't understand shinvision. Its mostly you younger guys.
Ralph: (taking Opal's weights and starts exercising with them) Well, that was a real shin shock!
Opal: Sweet! This is wild. Seeing the world from your shins. Awesome baby!! (gives Ralph a high five and then high paws Wally)
by Dusty's Baby Powder April 18, 2011
Get the Shinvision mug.A pre-run exercise created by Leroy Lockhorn done not unlike a normal lunge, but spelling Leroy in every set. Every time you lunge, you spell one letter in the name 'Leroy'. e.g. - 'L' on the left, 'E' on the right, and so on alternating until the name is spelled. Also, the lunge is very often lengthened so its a stretch as well as a lunge. Its a great way to warm up for jogging. Take it from a former Hawaii Warrior, the Leroy Lunge rocks!
Leroy: Should I go for a run today? If I'm gonna run, I better do my Leroy Lunge! (he starts lunging: 'L' - 'E' - 'R' - 'O' - 'Y') Easy there, streeetch into it!
Stan: Wow! What's that? That's better than my Stanley S. What is it?
Leroy: Well, its my Leroy Lunge. Its this warm up stretch I do. Its awesome! Why don't we try it. With you we should spell 'Stanley' instead of 'Leroy'.
Stan: (trying the Leroy Lunge) 'S' - 'T' - 'A' - 'N' - 'L' - 'E' - 'Y' Wow! That really works.
Leroy: Well, don't you love it? See, the longer you hold it the more stretch you get. Just remember not to do it all at once. You've got to ease into this thing.
Stan: I'll have to show Rabbit. She'll love it too. This is crazy!
Leroy: Well, you want your legs as soft as a sponge, try stretching them with the Leroy Lunge! Let's get going!
Stan: Wow! What's that? That's better than my Stanley S. What is it?
Leroy: Well, its my Leroy Lunge. Its this warm up stretch I do. Its awesome! Why don't we try it. With you we should spell 'Stanley' instead of 'Leroy'.
Stan: (trying the Leroy Lunge) 'S' - 'T' - 'A' - 'N' - 'L' - 'E' - 'Y' Wow! That really works.
Leroy: Well, don't you love it? See, the longer you hold it the more stretch you get. Just remember not to do it all at once. You've got to ease into this thing.
Stan: I'll have to show Rabbit. She'll love it too. This is crazy!
Leroy: Well, you want your legs as soft as a sponge, try stretching them with the Leroy Lunge! Let's get going!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 21, 2011
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