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Definitions by Dusty's Baby Powder

Florence Freeze 

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.
Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!

Honeyhanded 

The condition of having used coco butter and honey lotion. Often given in the form of a massage or beauty treatment. This is most notably seen in Opal Crankshaft, but has also been seen in others, such as her husband, Earl.
Opal: Just look at your hands. They're like a snake.

Earl: Yeah, maybe I need to be honeyhanded.

Opal: Yeah, you should try that lotion we always use. It has honey in it.

Earl: Well, I didn't like it at first. But maybe I should try it again.

Opal: Here, sweetie, I'll honey your hands for you!
Honeyhanded by Dusty's Baby Powder November 29, 2010
A mix of the words 'dweeb' and 'geek'. Commonly used to refer to Ralph Drabble's oldest son,l Norman, who is an obvious nerd. Also seen in the adjective form 'dweeky'.
Ralph: Don't be such a dweek! College is fun.

Norman: Yeah right. That's a good one, Dad.

Ralph: Well, you gotta remember mall cops are a little dweeky.

Norman: Crazy job! This world is full of dweeks.
Dweek by Dusty's Baby Powder November 13, 2010

Tootsie Tickler 

A rough intense foot massage mostly given by Opal Crankshaft. Mostly given in a bucket of water with cocoa butter and honey lotion added to it. Opal often does this to her ex-husband, Earl, when he won't play footsie with her.
Opal: Hey Earl, you want a tootsie tickler?

Earl: What do you mean? When we used to play footsie?

Opal: Sure. Remember that strip where we tried to play footsie but you didn't want to?

Earl: Yeah, you really took it to me then.

Ann: Oh, massaging the ashi I see.

Opal: Hey, do you want one too?

Ann: Hai!

Raccoon Rock 

A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!

Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.

Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.

George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
Raccoon Rock by Dusty's Baby Powder November 10, 2010

Grizzly Granpa 

A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!

Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!

Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?

Ben: You sure are!

Grizzly Granpa 

A granpa who is as big as a grizzly bear or some other big animal. Often used grankids of former lumberjacks. Especially between Nicholas Riker and Ben Cranston.
Nick: This is kinda crazy. You're like a big grizzly bear!

Ben: You're right. After all, I am your Grizzly Granpa!

Nick: Am I a grizzly bear cub?

Ben: You sure are!