Dusty's Baby Powder's definitions
A very creamy warm up stretch created by Stan Parker. Done by bending your body into an 'S', first one way and then the other. The stretch is always counteracted by touching toes and holding it. This is one of the easiest ways to stretch your back. When your back hurts, try a Stanley S. Stan Parker approved; Harriet Parker used!
Stan: Hey honey, are you sore? Does your back hurt again?
Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.
Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?
Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.
Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?
Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.
Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.
Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!
Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!
Bryant: Yes. My back does hurt. I think I slept on it wrong.
Stan: Well, no problem. I know how to fix that. Here, let's do a Stanley S. (he bends himself into an S) Easy, now. There you go. This feels creamy, doesn't it?
Bryant: Yeah, it does feel good. This is one of the nicest stretches.
Stan: Now, reverse the bend. S your body the other way. See, like this. (he forms a reverse S with his body) See, like that! Now, hold that for a few seconds and then touch your toes. Easy, right?
Rabbit: What's that? I haven't tried it. Can you show me? I want to learn how. You know, I'm stiff.
Stan: Sure! Just make an S with your body. First one way. (he shows her the Stanley S) And then the other way. And then you touch your toes at the end.
Rabbit: (tries the Stanley S) Wow! Great stretch Stanley. I oughta try this everyday!
Stan: Well, about ten of those everyday and your back will get the best stretch in the world. Its nothing less than the Stanley S!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 31, 2011
Get the Stanley Smug. Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!
Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!
Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!
Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.
Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!
Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!
Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.
Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!
Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 17, 2012
Get the Sofa Fishingmug. A holiday celebrated at Camp Swampy, NC by the soldiers there. Very similar to Halloween, but is a funny day when Amos Halftrack falls sick. When asked to wear masks the staff wear Halloween masks as opposed to surgical masks. Amos does not find this amusing and his wife, Marty, even said it looks silly. The first Halftrackeen was on May 22, 2011 after a flu epidemic had broken out. It is so silly but be careful, you may get sick!
Amos: Oh no, another cold epidemic. I bet its Halftrackeen.
Marty: Yeah, you're right. Its a big one. The whole base must be in on it.
Amos: (puts on a surgical mask) I'll go see what's up with all this. Do you want to come?
Marty: No, I got a date with Bridie. We're going to play some tennis.
Amos: Okay. See you later, sweetie! (he throws her a kiss through the mask. He gets to the office and Sheila is in there)
Sheila: Boo! Its Halftrackeen so I thought I would wear my devil mask. Cute, huh?
Amos: Silly! This is not supposed to be fun. This is serious.
Sheila: Oh, loosen up General. If you get sick we can always take you to Stainy. He knows what to do.
Amos: (laughs) He'll probably just rub us with some Mary Mud and pray the Hail Mary over us. Halftrackeen sure is fun! Even if we do get a little green.
Marty: Yeah, you're right. Its a big one. The whole base must be in on it.
Amos: (puts on a surgical mask) I'll go see what's up with all this. Do you want to come?
Marty: No, I got a date with Bridie. We're going to play some tennis.
Amos: Okay. See you later, sweetie! (he throws her a kiss through the mask. He gets to the office and Sheila is in there)
Sheila: Boo! Its Halftrackeen so I thought I would wear my devil mask. Cute, huh?
Amos: Silly! This is not supposed to be fun. This is serious.
Sheila: Oh, loosen up General. If you get sick we can always take you to Stainy. He knows what to do.
Amos: (laughs) He'll probably just rub us with some Mary Mud and pray the Hail Mary over us. Halftrackeen sure is fun! Even if we do get a little green.
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2011
Get the Halftrackeenmug. A sweatsuit that is worn by Ed Crankshaft. Actually, it is made of his everyday clothes which include the following: red jacket, white dress shirt, black pants, white socks, and often black oxfords, but also sometimes white sneakers. The sneaker version was most recently worn the other day. Its a great outfit for everyday wear but also for exercise as well. Take it from a former Mudhen, if you want great clothes wear when the workout bug shoots, grab a Cranksuit, its a hoot!
Ed: Whoa, its a great day for a workout! I'd better get my Cranksuit on.
Pam: You wear your Cranksuit all the time. What's so special about working out in it?
Ed: Well, all you have to do is add sneakers and it goes into a sweatsuit. I love this baby! (bends over and touches his toes)
Mac: Hey, you two, what's up? I saw you exercising and I wanted to join in the fun. Look, I got my Mudhens on!
Ed: (still stretching himself) Sure, you don't have to have a Cranksuit. Is that one of my old Mudhen suits?
Mac: Yeah, I snuck into your house and grabbed one out of your closet. I hope you don't care.
Ed: Yeah, whether you have a Cranksuit or not its a great day to stretch! First one to the hot dog stand is a dirty Mudhen!
Pam: (starts laughing) Dad, you're gonna get it! Watch out! (she starts jogging after him) You dirty bird!
Mac: Now, now, now. Don't say that. I love him! He looks good in his Cranksuit.
Ed: Whew, what a workout! How about some hot dogs? My treat.
Pam: You wear your Cranksuit all the time. What's so special about working out in it?
Ed: Well, all you have to do is add sneakers and it goes into a sweatsuit. I love this baby! (bends over and touches his toes)
Mac: Hey, you two, what's up? I saw you exercising and I wanted to join in the fun. Look, I got my Mudhens on!
Ed: (still stretching himself) Sure, you don't have to have a Cranksuit. Is that one of my old Mudhen suits?
Mac: Yeah, I snuck into your house and grabbed one out of your closet. I hope you don't care.
Ed: Yeah, whether you have a Cranksuit or not its a great day to stretch! First one to the hot dog stand is a dirty Mudhen!
Pam: (starts laughing) Dad, you're gonna get it! Watch out! (she starts jogging after him) You dirty bird!
Mac: Now, now, now. Don't say that. I love him! He looks good in his Cranksuit.
Ed: Whew, what a workout! How about some hot dogs? My treat.
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 17, 2011
Get the Cranksuitmug. A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!
June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?
Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?
June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)
Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.
June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.
Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!
Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?
June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)
Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.
June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.
Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012
Get the Minty Juneymug. A text message sent by Opal Crankshaft to her close friend and grandson, Bryant Hollifield. They started doing this when Opal misread LOL to mean 'Lots of Love'. She uses it on Facebook as well as on her cell. The initials mean 'Love You Lots'. So if your relationship with your sweetie isn't going well, try sending them an LYL!
Opal: Oh great! Another great Facebook message. I wonder who wrote this?
Earl: I did! I sent you an LYL. Its not that difficult. You still look as pretty as the day I first met you!
Sylvia: Dad, you LYL'd Mom? That's sweet! But what is LYL? I've always heard of LOL, but not that one.
Opal: (she takes her cell out) Well, it means Love You Lots. Me and Bryant use it. He loves it. (she kisses Sylvia and texts LYL)
Pearl: Yeah, that's a real love maker there! When you see an LYL, look out! Your heart's gonna burst.
Opal: That's right, Sis, gotta warm up those love muscles. (she kisses Pearl).
Earl: Sweet! LYL is very pretty. (they all take their cell phones and make a toast) Here's to us, LYL! Love You Lots!
Earl: I did! I sent you an LYL. Its not that difficult. You still look as pretty as the day I first met you!
Sylvia: Dad, you LYL'd Mom? That's sweet! But what is LYL? I've always heard of LOL, but not that one.
Opal: (she takes her cell out) Well, it means Love You Lots. Me and Bryant use it. He loves it. (she kisses Sylvia and texts LYL)
Pearl: Yeah, that's a real love maker there! When you see an LYL, look out! Your heart's gonna burst.
Opal: That's right, Sis, gotta warm up those love muscles. (she kisses Pearl).
Earl: Sweet! LYL is very pretty. (they all take their cell phones and make a toast) Here's to us, LYL! Love You Lots!
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 1, 2012
Get the LYLmug. A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.
Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!
Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?
Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.
Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?
Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.
Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010
Get the Florence Freezemug.