Dustin 's definitions

meganhoover

late at night
when i should be asleep
into my heart
you quietly creep
i sit and ponder
how could it be
but you must have stumbled
across the key
i know our relationship
could be one in a millon
but its up to you to open the door

i like you alot megan hoover

by dustin April 20, 2005

jimmy cap

a Condom over your dick

Good thing i wore my jimmy cap last night

by Dustin May 13, 2005

Cracka

whitey; honkey; typically used as a slur against a disliked white person.

In some cases, may be used affectionately toward a liked white person.

Dislike: Damn that cracka gots so much beef.

Like: Hey cracka! howz it be in the 'burbs?

by Dustin March 7, 2005

peckerslap

A better, less formal way of saying someone is to be slapped with a penis.

American: Dude, are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yes. Why?

American: You live in an igloo and have a pet beaver. Hahaha

Canadian: I'm going to peckerslap you.

by Dustin April 19, 2005

blogorrhea

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea.

by Dustin May 13, 2005

Penis

"hotdog"

My how this penis tastes good with katsup.

by Dustin November 5, 2002

goldbricker

Someone who cheats at completing a task, duty, or job.

To cheat; swindle.

"Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fucking goldbricker." -Walter Sobchack, from The Big Lebowski (1998)

by Dustin December 2, 2003