Dustin 's definitions

Fartation

When you are about to shit, but when you get to the crapper it goes away.

- I thought you had to shit.
- I did too, it was just a fartation.

by Dustin December 12, 2004

Minnesotan

a passive-agressive, egotistical jerk or bitch who can't drive.

This jerk-off riding my ass is definitely a Minnesotan.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Beaver

a small fur bearing animal that can swollow tube steak whole.

Check out that nice beaver.

by Dustin July 15, 2004

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

Bizzou

1. Can be used to describe a female companion lovingly.

2. Derogatory name for a whiny female

1. Me and my Bizzou are going to grub.

2. Shut up, Bizzou!

by Dustin December 17, 2003

mallrats

A movie that doesn't get the credit that it desearves. One of Kevin Smith's best movies

Would you like a chololate cover pretsel

by Dustin July 16, 2004

Fire Water

What come out of your ass after eating too much spicy food.

After eating that habanero pepper, Dawneen was shitting fire water.

by Dustin February 18, 2005