spunk bucket

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003
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spunk bucket

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.
by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003
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up the duff

To be pregnant.
It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a flak jacket.
by Dunky Oggins December 07, 2003
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weenus

An exceptionally small penis.
I used to think Jammy was right macho until i heard he had a weenus.
by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003
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hughie ralph

vomit supposedly the sound made by someone vomitting
i had a dreadful hughie ralph after that cup of tea in the snooker club.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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rattle bollocks

The vagina
Kevin was very happy: he was just about to stick his bacon bazooka into Britney's rattle bollocks, but then he woke up and was disappointed to find it was just Peggy in bed with him.
by Dunky Oggins December 05, 2003
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Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.
Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.
by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003
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