105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

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sex, especially as a conjugal right.
Alec told June to get upstairs straight away. After all that hard work gardening he fancied a fish supper.
by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003
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To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.
Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.
by Dunky Oggins January 02, 2004
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Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003
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gay slang for a particularly large penis, so named because of the supposed damage it does to internal organs during anal intercourse.
I almost fainted when, with a wicked twinkle in his eye, Alec whipped out his dumdum bullet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
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I am too embarrassed to buy a dunky, i send my dad to get them for me. Unfortunately he always brings back the extra-large size and i can't get the buggers to fit.
by Dunky Oggins December 09, 2003
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semen stuck to one's pubic hair or body hair.
"I better go take a shower" said Elizabeth to a proud-looking Phillip, "I'm smoothered in fuckleberries."
by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003
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