diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

Bombay omelette

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.

watch out for that Bombay omelette!

by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003

sports bag

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

shit shag

anal intercourse

you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

weapon of mass debation

pornogaphic magazine.

Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.

by Dunky Oggins December 02, 2003

muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s

we all love muffin, muffin the mule.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

liquid fart

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.

"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003