willy wensleydale

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.

Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!

by Dunky Oggins December 15, 2003

spunk guzzler

a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

fuckleberry

semen stuck to one's pubic hair or body hair.

"I better go take a shower" said Elizabeth to a proud-looking Phillip, "I'm smoothered in fuckleberries."

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

bollock yoghurt

Seminal fluid, semen.

"I'm feeling hungry" said June.
"Have some bollock yoghurt then" said Alec, whipping out his weenus in a flash.

by Dunky Oggins December 12, 2003

riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

by Dunky Oggins November 24, 2003

bacon bazooka

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

by Dunky Oggins November 01, 2003

magic button

the clitoris

Cherie was feeling very surly: Tony had had a long day in cabinet and was too tired to press her magic button.

by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003