Penile Dementia

to be suffering from a priapism, that is a continuous erection of the penis. This ailment is both painful and socially embarrassing.

Trevor was disappointed: he had to miss several West Ham matches because of chronic penile dementia.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

piss polo

Trying to move disinfectant tablets along a urinal trough using one's stream of urine.

Kevin had spent ages in the toilet at the snooker club.
"You bin playing piss polo again" said an exasperated John.
"Nah, I've bin black-'n'-deckering" replied Kevin with a smug grin.

by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

spunky dunky

A used condom.

John got really cross when he found a spunky dunky by the garages outside his towerblock.

by Dunky Oggins December 08, 2003

jumble-giblets

The penis.

One uses one's jumble-giblets to give one's partner some giblet pie.

by Dunky Oggins January 11, 2004

cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

jampot

1) the vagina
2) the anus (US Black slang)

"I most certainly fancy a jampot" sighed Jacko lustfully.
Editor's Note: it is uncertain whether this example pertains to definition 1 or definition 2.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003