Dumpster Choir's definitions
A philosophical derivative of Nihilism used to describe a person or persons who are so apathetic, that they don’t even care about death. A dihilist often will prove this concept by killing themselves before having even thought of killing themselves.
“I used to be alive.. but then I read a book about Dihilism and now I can finally be free from the ball and chain of caring and living.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Dihilismmug. The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Burp Curtainsmug. When a sexual predator runs out of Roofies and instead utilizes a rake and good old blunt force trauma to do the job.
“Bill Cosby, before earning his millions that gave him access to Hollywood’s most elite pharmacists and drug dealers, had to resort to the Date-Rake method.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Date-Rakemug. A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.
“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Fallopian Pubesmug. A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.
“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Adele’s Assholemug. When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected
“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Boner Fumesmug. An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.
“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Vagine-Elevenmug.