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A philosophical derivative of Nihilism used to describe a person or persons who are so apathetic, that they don’t even care about death. A dihilist often will prove this concept by killing themselves before having even thought of killing themselves.
“I used to be alive.. but then I read a book about Dihilism and now I can finally be free from the ball and chain of caring and living.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Dihilism mug.The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Burp Curtains mug.When a sexual predator runs out of Roofies and instead utilizes a rake and good old blunt force trauma to do the job.
“Bill Cosby, before earning his millions that gave him access to Hollywood’s most elite pharmacists and drug dealers, had to resort to the Date-Rake method.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Date-Rake mug.A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals
“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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Get the Leprechorgy mug.A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.
“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Fallopian Pubes mug.Often mistaken for the more popular cousin term, ‘Smegma’, this term is used to describe the amalgamated residue (consisting mainly of semen, sweat, bacteria, and urine) of an obese uncircumcised man’s foreskin which has heated up so intensely that the smegma liquifies. The cause of the heat is from his absurdly gross obesity placing core-of-the-Earth level pressure on his genital area.
“Nurse? Nurse! Code Blue. I need a bigger mop for this absurdly obese patient’s smagma leak... No, not smegma, I said SMAGMA. This is the real deal.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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