When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.
Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
Term used by teenage boys when they desperately want to have sex with a very hot looking girl....they just want 5 minutes to put it in, wiggle, and pray to God that they can cum.
by Dump truck November 09, 2016
The bitch took her panties off and I was staring A Sasquatch crotch right in the face.....so I told the bitch to trim that shit and I gave her the Dirty tomahawk when I was done.
by Dump truck December 23, 2016
by Dump truck January 06, 2017
Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.
by Dump truck December 24, 2016
When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!
by Dump truck December 24, 2016
A very small penis.
I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.
by Dump truck November 04, 2016