42 definitions by Dump truck

Dirty tomahawk

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

She said that I didn't make her cum....she got the dirty tomahawk.....

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Colombian inquisition

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.

The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.

by Dump truck November 29, 2016

Detroit dance party

Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.

I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Trumpetiquette

Politically incorrectness.

It's about time Americans stopped sugar-coating everything and learn Trumpetiquette.

by Dump truck November 9, 2016

Super losers

Idiots who protest because their team lost the Super Bowl.

I can't believe that the Super losers are protesting this...... The ignorance of these people baffles me.......I wish they would get a life.

by Dump truck February 7, 2017

Humpknuckle

An extremely short penis

How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?

by Dump truck January 30, 2017

Milkshake shot

Sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass and the female drinks it.

Hey baby, I've got a milkshake shot for you.....

by Dump truck January 24, 2017