42 definitions by Dump truck

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 30, 2017

The 8 Mile smile

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

by Dump truck January 3, 2017

Ride that magic carpet

Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.

She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.

by Dump truck November 5, 2016

Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.

No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Shitter

Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.

Unreal how many shitters there are in this world!

by Dump truck December 23, 2016