42 definitions by Dump truck

Complete misuse of the English language to give a name to a poor soul that must now muddle through life with a complex.

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.