42 definitions by Dump truck

Humpknuckle

An extremely short penis

How do you expect to please anybody with that humpknuckle?

by Dump truck January 30, 2017

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 10, 2016

Pubic gravity

The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.

I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......

by Dump truck January 30, 2017

The friggin chicken

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Uncle Wayne is coming over again.... Let's just let him do the friggin chicken again...... It's hilarious!

by Dump truck January 24, 2017

Pee-knuckle

A very small penis.

I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.

by Dump truck November 5, 2016

Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.

The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Flamethrower

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Did you see how far the flamethrower threw that dude?

by Dump truck November 20, 2016