42 definitions by Dump truck

Millennials who feel the need to immortalize themselves by having their names put in the urban dictionary.... As if anyone else cares about them. Also known as narcissistic, thumb-sucking, need a trophy just for waking up each day douche bags.

Attempting to stick your entire arm inside a vagina.

Dumbfuck who feels the need to put their name in the urban dictionary.

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

When your crazy uncle comes over for a birthday party and he gets absolutely hammered, goes into the bathroom and comes out wearing nothing but a chicken mask screaming that he's gonna git Dat ass while chasing your children around the house.

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.