Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
by DUDE May 13, 2005
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sharp

heroin...the REAL urban meaning of the term.
I need to go steal me a VCR, so I can then sell it and cop some sharp.
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jumper

a girl that jumps around between guys
That girl is a jumper because she tried to get with me and all my friends.
by dude August 17, 2003
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flang-pfila

Common slang word for cock in eastern europe
ich habe ein flang-pfila
by dude June 10, 2003
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Radio Scanner

A device used to see how YOUR tax dollars are being spent.
I like to listen to my Radio Scanner, so I know what is going on.
by DUDE May 08, 2003
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pinchflipto

hard callous formed around the base of the penis
i have a large pinchflipto, would you twist it til it bursts
by dude August 08, 2003
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