12 second car

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

by dude April 08, 2003

gilligan

a stupid, often clumbsy and dimwitted individual. makes random noises such as MARGH! but are not as dumb as they seem

Gilligan farted in assembly again, then laughed when people said he shat himself

by dude November 03, 2003

futcha

Said by Chef on South Park, it is basically 'fuck you', although it can't offend uptight pricks because it isn't technically profane.

Now children, normally I wouldn't say this, but... futcha.

I think he just told us to go fuck ourselves.

by Dude April 16, 2005

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE February 22, 2005

tampax

another word used to hide the meaning; a diaper big girls use when their hole gets leaky

in the commercial,the couple's boat was sinking and the man used the tampax to plug it up and save themselves.
oooor in the song...PUT ANTHRAX ON TAMPAX

by dude March 06, 2004

boo-wop

to masturbate

He's boo-woping in the bathroom.

by Dude October 12, 2003

educashun

a hukked on fonics way of saying education. derrogetory

trong has no educashun... fekking tard...

by Dude April 10, 2003