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Beautiful when played by a good player; duck-like when played by a not-so-good player. A usually wooden woodwind instrument, part of the double reed family (which includes the bassoon, english horn, etc). Played in treble clef; pitched in C. Insanely hard to play in tune.
That beginner oboe player sounds like she's killing a duck...
oboe by ducky August 9, 2004

english horn 

Member of the woodwind family. A double reed instrument. Is NOT a "big oboe". Pitched a fifth below the oboe, in F. In orchestral works, is usually used to convey "sad" emotions. Has a deeper, more mellow sound due to the rounded bell. Is not English, despite the name. It's actually French. This is from a mis-translation of its other name, "cor anglais", which means "angled horn" but can also mean "English horn".
That English horn solo made me cry.
english horn by ducky August 9, 2004
A musical instrument of the woodwind family. Pitched an octave about the flute. Usually made out of silver, wood, plastic, or a combination. People believe the piccolo can kill with its high pitch, but really, that's part of the piccolo's plan... world domination! Or not.
The piccolo will rule all.
piccolo by ducky August 9, 2004

steeley dick 

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.
I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.
steeley dick by ducky May 11, 2004
us....i mean me...heh heh...
i have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narsiccistic rage....yeah me too man
psycho by ducky May 6, 2004
An oral sex musical chairs game. Another version of train.

An equal number of girls and guys, 4 or more pairs line up in a circle with the guys back to back and the girls on their knees in front of the guys.
Someone starts the music playing and the girls start to suck off the guys. When the music stops and restarts the girls go to the next guy in rotation and start sucking him.
When a guy cums he is out of the game but the girls still continue the rotation each time the music stops and starts.
The object of the game is for the guy to hold off cuming as long as possible, the last guy to cum is a winner and the girl that made the most guys cum is a winner.

This was discussed on the Oprah Show.
Carol said she won by rotating 9 guys and got 3 off.

James shot his load on the first rotation but Gary won by holding off until last.

Reference the Oprah Show. train
rotation by ducky May 2, 2004

band aid 

A girl that travels with and has sex with the band group members.

A Band Aid is an attractive/very sexy Band Groupie that has been invited to travel with a band group in their buss or plane in place of furnishing her own transportation to follow the band from city to city and is furnished food and clothing in exchange for sex with the band members and roadies.

Reference to Band Aid is mentioned in the movie "Almost Famous".
Debbi was picked from a bunch of Groupies to be a Band Aid because she fucks like a mink.
band aid by Ducky April 30, 2004