Ducky's definitions

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

jojos

Deep fried potato wedges. Sort of like French fries, but a bit fatter. The term is used in the Pacific Northwest.

At KFC, I ordered two extra-crispy chicken strips and some jojos.

by Ducky August 3, 2007

band aid

A girl that travels with and has sex with the band group members.

A Band Aid is an attractive/very sexy Band Groupie that has been invited to travel with a band group in their buss or plane in place of furnishing her own transportation to follow the band from city to city and is furnished food and clothing in exchange for sex with the band members and roadies.

Reference to Band Aid is mentioned in the movie "Almost Famous".

Debbi was picked from a bunch of Groupies to be a Band Aid because she fucks like a mink.

by Ducky April 30, 2004

east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...

it's a town...what's more to say?

by ducky April 15, 2005

ma dude

guy, freind,gurl. it comes from jersey city 2004

wats up ma dude?

tarnsleted wats up my freind(man)?

by ducky October 30, 2004

Golden Cocktail

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

saxophone

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

Those saxophone players are crazy, man.

by ducky March 29, 2005