Ducky's definitions

Gold Juice

Gold Juice (also referred to as Golden Cocktail)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Juice before I'll blow you”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club. The girl has to drink the guys Juice and vise-versa.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

Abercrombie and Fitch

An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.

Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!

by Ducky March 16, 2005

piccolo

A musical instrument of the woodwind family. Pitched an octave about the flute. Usually made out of silver, wood, plastic, or a combination. People believe the piccolo can kill with its high pitch, but really, that's part of the piccolo's plan... world domination! Or not.

The piccolo will rule all.

by ducky August 9, 2004

james dean

A super foxy actor in the 1950s who starred in only 3 major films, but remains a cult cinema icon 50 years after his death. His most famous film is Rebel Without a Cause, where Dean becomes the very symbol of teenage rebellion an angst is a Leave it to Beaver type society.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean

by Ducky September 7, 2005

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

fuck a duck

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo

sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat

by Ducky March 26, 2005

cellie

a cell phone. often used by me to tell people to call it

call my cellie
OMG i've lost my cellie

by Ducky October 24, 2004