Definitions by Dubiks

Snapcunt 

A person who posts a snapchat video of you without your permission.

friend: (posts video of me without my permission)
Me: "God damnit dude, stop being such a snapcunt!"

Snapcunt by Dubiks November 18, 2018

Drug War 

Bullshit propaganda which advertises to get rid of drugs in the US when in reality it destroys black communities, segregates different races, and decreases our understanding of addiction.

The Drug War is a fucking scam that's meant to cram in as many prisoners as possible so then private prison companies can get rich.

Drug War by Dubiks November 17, 2018

cocaine

Celebrities secret to losing weight.

friend: "How did Demi Lovato lose all of that weight?"
Me: "cocaine."
friend: "Oh, makes sense."

cocaine by Dubiks November 17, 2018

wifi

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out)
Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

wifi by Dubiks November 17, 2018

crap 

A word that nobody thinks is a bad word.

friend: "Crap!!!"
Me: "Dude you're not allowed to swear here."
friend: "Crap isn't a bad word."
Me: "Uh, Technically it is."

crap by Dubiks November 16, 2018

R 

The movie rating in which edgy 12-year-olds make a desperate attempt to get into or watch, even though they don't get half of the jokes in the movie.

brother: "You know, mom and dad said you aren't suppose to be watching rated R movies."
12-year-old: "Fuck mom and dad, I can watch whatever I want."

R by Dubiks November 13, 2018

bear 

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

bear by Dubiks November 12, 2018